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10 Great Funny Quotes Ideas That You Can Share With Your Friends

10 Great Funny Quotes Ideas That You Can Share With Your Friends. The correct way to treat a good wine… Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it does not look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!.  You Should Experience Funny Quotes At Least Once In Your Lifetime And Here’s Why.

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Sometimes there are no words to describe how we feel about some people. Thank god. He gave us middle finger.


Families are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always come back together.


I Hope we’re friends until we die. And then I Hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.


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A Clean House Is A Sign of A Broken Computer or No Internet.


Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, “Hi, can I call you back I’m driving.”


Just got back from a meeting with the devil, I don’t want to sound over confident, but I think when the old bastard retires..the jobs mine!

If A Man Opens the Car Door for a Woman, There Are Two Options: Either the Car Is New, or the Woman Is New.


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It’s OK to talk to yourself. It’s even OK to answer yourself. But if you argue with yourself and lose…well, now you got a problem.


I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date, with frequent sneezes.


Every time I see a dumb person, I think to myself.. “If only their mom would’ve swallowed”


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