Top 55 Funny Quotes For Teens

Top 55 Funny Quotes For Teens “You try your hardest to raise your teenagers with patience, honesty, and good manners, but they still end up being like you.” These funny teenage quotes are filled with little reminders of life’s funny moments that may bring you a little laugh.

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Top Funny Quotes For Teens

“1. Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.”

“2. IF YOU HAVE YOURSELF REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE HATE YOU TOO”

“3. Teenager Post # 9033 “What time is it?””There’s a clock right there.””DIDI ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?!?””

“4. I DID A PUSH-UP TODAY.WELL,ACTUALLY I FELL DOWN, BUT I HAD TO USE MY MY ARMS TO GET BACK UP, SO… CLOSE ENOUGH NOW I NEED CHOCOLATE”

“5. Teenager Post # 16177 Does anyone else get really paranoid in public restrooms bc you think the person next to you is silently judging how loud your pee stream is.”

“6. Teenager Post # 6136 Ok,ok. I’m serious now…*LONG PAUSE*…*bursts out laughing*”

“7. I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode.”

“8. Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream:”shut the f*ck up”out loud instead of just in my head.”

“9. Teenager Post # 5900 *When my parents are asleep*Me- “Shh! they’re sleeping”*Parents-“Let’s vacuum the house for 3 hours””

“10. Relatable Post #308 That awkward moment when someone asks “What’s wrong?” and they’re the problem.

“11. You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.”

“12. Teenager Post # 6218 When I play a fighting game, I press random buttons and hope for the best.”

“13. Dream higher than the sky & deeper than the ocean.”

“14. The ocean made me salty.”

“15. I’m actually not funny I’m just mean and people think I’m joking”

“16. Teenager Post # 5579 Best friends : You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall, I laugh then i fall too because I was laughing so hard.

“17. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”

“18. My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all… And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.”

“19. I try to be a nice person But sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate!”

“20. Teenager Post # 12477 Friend : “I wasn’t that drunk!” Me:”Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming “YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!””

“21. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil””

“22. “If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape!””

“23. “Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging””

“24. Teenager Post # 3532 The little dance your thumbs do when you aren’t sure how to reply to a text.”

“25. It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.”

“26. That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious”

“27. I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? Drink water.clear face? Drink water.tired of your man? Drown him.”

“28. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“29. Some parents sing the Clean Up song, but I just yell,”I’m getting garbage bags you better hope you can pick up your toys faster than I can!””

“30. I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited.”

“31. Don’t mess with me: I know karate, judo, tai kwon do jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.”

“32. I am sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes”

Funny Teen Quotes

1. “Teenager [teen-ey-jer] noun when you’re too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do the other half.”

2. “When your dad tells a really bad joke but needs you ou need your allowance”

3. “Today, 14-year-olds are looking for true love and dealing with heartbreak. Buzzle.com And all I worried about was hiding my grades from my parents.”

4. “Not leaving my room Not leaving my house Not attending parties parties. Childhood punishments || Adulthood pleasures.”

5. “Everybody thinks every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy… shhh, every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat! Daisy Villanueva”

6. “Always have a teenager in your house that way there is always someone there who knows everything.”

7. “I leave homework to the last day because I’ll be older and therefore wiser.”

8. “yes, I am a teenager. no, I don’t need alcohol to have fun. LOL JK, where’s the vodka?”

9. “Dull life of a teenager Me: “I got an A in chem!” Mom: “WTF, well done!” Me: “Mom, what do you think WTF means?” Mom: “Well that’s fantastic.””

10. “Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.”

Teen Quotes For Funny

11. “I am not lazy I am in energy-saving mode.”

12. “My parents say it’s their house, but when it’s time to clean it magically becomes my house too.”

13. “My room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear.”

14. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi. RACHEL BERRY”

15. “TEENAGER noun 1. Someone ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for the math test tomorrow”

16. “Dear Teenager: Keep learning. Be curious. Be honest. Work Hard. Have Fun. Stop listening to naysayers. Keep good friends. Repeat.”

17. “OLIVER’S ROOM” When I was a boy, I wanted to be a Minja. Now I am a man, Now I am a Ninja.”

18. “Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than ever for us to watch over them. Adolescence is not about letting go. It’s about hanging on during a very bumpy ride.”

19. “Just keep being true to yourself, if you’re passionate about something go for it.”

20. “Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on, and went out to town.”