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44 Funny Quotes & Funny Quotes About Life

“8. Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.”

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“9. I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”

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“10. BAD DECISIONS MAKE GOOD STORIES”

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“11. I’m Trying To See Things From Your Point of view But I can’t Stick My head That Far Up My Ass”

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“12. Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.”

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“13. I try to take life one day at a time…but lately several days have attacked me at once.”

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“14. Don’t just assume that when I’m angry, I’m on my period. Otherwise when you’re sleeping I’ll just “assume” you’re dead and bury you in my backyard.”

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