100+ Funny Quotes Minions And Minions Quotes Images

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Top 86+ Funny Quotes Minions And Minions Quotes Images “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. –Margaret Mead

Looking for the good laughing quotes, So we collected the best 86 funny minions quotes “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. –Winston Churchill

Funny Quotes Minions

“1. I never said i hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, i might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.”

“2. Can i borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”

“3. They say don’t try this at home…. So i’m going to go to my friends house and try it.”

“4. I am thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who i don’t want to be.”

“5. Why does toilet paper need a commercial. Who is not buying toilet paper?”

“6. Just before i die, i am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic!”

“7. My brain is like the bermuda triangle… Information goes in and then it’s never found again.”

“8. A friend will be there with tissues… But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting “Who hurt you and do i need a shovel?”

“9. Every day at work i wonder if this is going to be the day i accidentally scream: “Shut the f* ck up” out loud instead of just in my head.

“10. Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? there is an app for that-it’s called respect”