87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings

Top 87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings “I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

Looking for the quotes with minions sayings. Here are the best 87 Funny minion quotes of the week. photo credits Pinterest

Funny Minion Quotes

“1. Respect your parents. They passed school without google!.”

“2. They say milk gives you strength, so I drunk 5 glasses and still couldn’t move a wall… I tried 5 shots of vodka and saw the wall move itself..”

“3. When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “Mosquito”.”

“4. Dear Stress let’s break up.”

“5. I might look like I’m doing nothing but in my head, I’m quite busy.”

“6. OMG! Tomorrow’s Monday?!!.”

“7. The hacker was so disappointed in my bank account… He started a go fund me page.”

“8. Be careful who you vent. A listening ear can also be a running mouth!.”

“9. *Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day.”

“10. I don’t have a bucket list but my bucket list is a mile long.”

Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week

These funny quotes and sayings are sure to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your day!

• “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
• “I’m not clumsy, I’m just falling with style.”
• “I would lose weight, but I hate losing.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
• “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.”
• “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
• “I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
• “I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
• “I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”
• “I’m not old, I’m a classic.”
• “I’m not shy, I’m just observing my prey.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”
• “I’m not late, everyone else is just early.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”