Memes and cats are the real fuel of the internet. Think of what a bland place it’d be if we didn’t get a daily fix of hilarious feline pics gift-wrapped in mysterious cat logic. Think of how many memes wouldn’t have even been born without these pictures. “Everybody wants to be a cat.” — “The Aristocats” Having a cat is like having a forever (er, fur-ever?) best friend. They’re basically walking, meowing, sassy shadows that bring a whole lot of love and laughter to your life… even if you have to work for it. 😹 And it’s worth it, right? Right!
Funny Cat Quotes
When cats are mousing, they don’t mew. – Netherlands
Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time. – Seanan McGuire (1978)
Cat hides claw, upon seeing grill changes behaviour. – unknown
Cats, I always think, only lump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat. – Anne Enright (1962)
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947)
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does – but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you’ll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it’s the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain’t so; it’s the sickening grammar they use. – Mark Twain (1835-1910)
It is not from the love of God that the cat catches mice. – Iran
No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen. – Elizabeth Marshall Thomas (1931)
Even the smallest feline is a work of art. – Leonardo da vinci (1452-1519)
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
It is a bold mouse that nestles in the cat’s ear. – Albania
I gave an order to a cat, and the cat gave it to its tail. – China
When a cat is toothless, mouse dares to jump high. – Malay
Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic. – Lillian Jackson Braun (1913-2011)
If a cat wants to eat her kittens, she’ll say that they look like mice. – Turkey
Women and cats in the house, men and dogs in the street. – Catalonia
Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back, that’s why the cat has nine lives. – England