Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids

Give kids and adults a belly laugh with these funny Christmas jokes, including knock-knock jokes, corny dad jokes, silly puns, and short one-liners.

It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list. Let’s hope he wasn’t paying close attention to us this year! Thanks for being such a great friend, it’s been fun spending time with you this year!

This made me think of us! Thank you for being such a great friend and support this year. Wishing you more sleep and time for yourself in the coming year. Happy Christmas!

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

Wishing you a holiday season as magical as Grandma’s cookie stash—and just as bottomless.

Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be filled with laughter, love, and a partner who totally understands your holiday obsession!

Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids

Here’s to a holiday where the only thing melting down is the hot cocoa!

1. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?

♥ Dancer.

2. What kind of music do elves like best?

♥ Wrap music.

3. What do elves do after school?

♥ Their gnome work.

4. Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon?

♥ It needed a little trim.

5. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

♥ Fleece Navidad.

6. What is Santa’s dog’s name?

♥ Santa Paws!

7. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

♥ It’s Christmas, Eve.

8. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

♥ Orna-mints.

9. What do you call Santa when he doesn’t move?

♥ Santa Pause.

10. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

♥ Saint Nick-el-less.

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11. What do snowmen eat for lunch?

♥ Icebergers.

12. What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast?

♥ Hold on for deer life.

13. Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks?

♥ Because they are Santa’s star bucks!

14. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

♥ Frosted Flakes.

15. What did Santa’s dog ask for this Christmas?

♥ A mobile bone.

16. How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?

♥ Merry Christmas to ewe.

17. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

♥ Jungle bells!

18. Where does a snowman keep his money?

♥ In a snow bank.

19. Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas?

♥ He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

20. What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets?

♥ A cookie sheet.

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21. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?

♥ It needed a root canal.

22. Why doesn’t Santa go to the hospital?

♥ He doesn’t have elf care.

23. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

♥ He was feeling crumby.

24. What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy?

♥ Jolly Ranchers.

25. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

♥ The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

26. What does an elf study in school?

♥ The elfabet.

27. What did one Christmas tree say to another?

♥ Lighten up!

28. Why is it so cold at Christmas?

♥ Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr.