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70 Funny Love Messages For Her or Him for When You’re Apart

Humor can be a powerful tool to bridge the distance and keep the connection strong. “Funny Love Messages for Her or Him for When You’re Apart” is a collection designed to bring laughter and joy to your relationship, even when you’re miles away from each other. These messages blend love and humor, creating a perfect way to remind your partner that they are always on your mind and in your heart.

Laughter is known to be one of the best medicines, and sharing a funny love message can lighten the mood and make the time apart more bearable. Whether you’re dealing with a long-distance relationship or just a temporary separation, these witty and charming messages are sure to bring a smile to your partner’s face. They can turn a lonely moment into a shared laugh, reinforcing your bond and making your love feel as close as ever.

Funny Love Messages

1. You’re the avocado to my toast, the condiment to my sandwich, and the ketchup to my fries. Basically, you make everything better.

2. My husband said it was him or the Xbox. I miss him sometimes.

3. As long as you’re in my life, you’ll be an essential topic of conversation. …and you’ll be stuck here indefinitely! If not, what are your alternatives? Lol. In a nutshell: I adore you.

4. I have been developing wrinkles from smiling too much. Stop being so lovely! You’re driving me crazy.

5. Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.

6. We may not have it all together, but together we have it all – and a whole lot of laughter!

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7. You’re the missing piece to my puzzle, and life is complete with you.

8. I love you more than Kanye West loves Kanye West.

9. “I’m so grateful to be with you… even though you do snore.” Thank you for always making me laugh and being there for me. I love you!

10. You make things hard. I like that.

11. I consider myself very fortunate as I go to the same institution as my princess.

12. Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

13. You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly.

14. More often, I can’t help but wonder if you’re a superhero in disguise. I would be lost without you. You’re my compass in this crazy world.

15. You are my favorite collection of pixels. The sparkle in your eyes tells it all.

Funny Love Messages for Her

16. You can always count on your husband to be correct, but you can never count on him to be right in a marriage. Sweetheart, I adore you.

17. You’re the only person I would share my cookies with, even if they were freshly baked and warm.

18. I love you more than pizza, and trust me, that’s saying a lot!

19. I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.

20. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!

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21. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit!

22. I’m not a gambler but I’ve just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you…

23. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. And yes, that’s a compliment!

24. If loving you was a job, I’d be the hardest worker in the world.

25. Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.

26. I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless someone flirts with you, then I’ll fight them.

27. You’re the reason why I wake up every morning with a smile on my face, even if it’s just to annoy you.

28. Without you, I would probably spend all day watching cat videos on YouTube and eating ice cream in my underwear. So, thank you for being you and making my life infinitely better.

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29. If loving you is a crime, then call me a wanted fugitive.

30. If laughter is the best medicine, then you must be my daily dose. I’m addicted!

31. Even though you don’t work in a chocolate factory, you still bring me chocolates. I like that about you. I hope you’ll always be my chocolate supplier.

32. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Lol. I Love You My Better half. You’re my diamond Pearl!!

Funny Love Messages for Him

33. You’re my favorite distraction from all the boring stuff in life.

34. Our love is like a refrigerator magnet – it keeps us together, no matter how messy life gets.

35. You’re the only person I would give my last slice of pizza to. That’s true love.

36. I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it wasn’t there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.

37. You’re the missing piece to my Wi-Fi connection, because without you, life is just buffering.

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38. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

39. I don’t watch comedy anymore, but I always look forward to your jokes because you are the funniest man I’ve ever met.

40. My mother tells me that when I was a little kid, I cried a lot. I realized today it was because I was missing you.

41. You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!

42. Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love because – monopoly is always damaging, and – competition improves efficiency! A pure economic theory of Love

43. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

44. You make my heart skip a beat – and sometimes I think it even does a little dance too!

45. I love you. You’re my pudding. But how come you’re not in the bakery?

46. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me… next to winning the lottery. I love you more than anything, and I would be lost without you.

47. If you’re cute, you can call me baby. If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie. But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!

48. I hope my love for you brings a smile to your face every day.

49. You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the marshmallow to my hot cocoa.

50. Forget the butterflies; I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.

51. How many years will you be before we tie the knot? Is your sugar daddy pushing you in a different direction? Lol. I adore you with all my heart.

Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend

I fell in love with you the moment I saw you.

I love you just the way I am.

You’re my favorite person to annoy, but also my favorite person to love.

Be careful when a guy says he loves you from the bottom of his heart because he may still have enough space for other girls on top!

You’re sweeter than the ice cream we share.

You make my heart skip beats and butterflies dance in my stomach.

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?

You make my heart do the happy dance.

You’re the missing piece to my puzzle.

You’re the cutest fish in the sea, and I’m hooked on you.

You’re the reason why I look forward to waking up every morning.

Boy: There’s just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What’s that? Boy: Your last name!

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something.

Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something.

Laughter is the secret ingredient in our love story, and you’re the best comedian I know. Love you always!

Life is better with laughter, and you make it the best. Love you, my hilarious better half!

Life is a stage, and you are the perfect actor to make me laugh. Love you tons, my dear!

My love for you is like a good joke – it never gets old. You bring laughter into my life every day!

You bring sunshine to my cloudy days, even when it’s raining men.

You’re my favorite distraction, and trust me, I get distracted easily.

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity, you have no comparison, You’re the best!

I love you more than all the stars in the universe, and that’s a lot!

Mathematicians would have been very correct if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love”. Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine.

You fill my heart with laughter and my days with joy. Love you, my funny soulmate!

You’re so sweet, I got a dentist on speed dial just in case.

I hope our love keeps us laughing together forever.

You’re the reason why I look forward to the future, even if it means more wrinkles.

You’re the only reason I smile while checking my phone.

You make even the simplest moments hilarious. Love you to bits, my dear husband!

You’re like a koala bear stuck to my heart, and I don’t want you to let go.

If you were Romeo and I were Juliet, our story would have been slightly different from Shakespeare’s original one. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.

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