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50 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Make You Laugh

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50 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Make You Laugh

#1. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

#2. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!

#3. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

#4. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

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#5. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

#6. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

#7. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

#8. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

#9. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

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#10. I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

#11. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

#12. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

#13. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

#14. I’ll nickname you a banana because I find you a-peeling.

#15. If you were a triangle, you’d be a cute one.

#16. Did it hurt? When did you fall from heaven?

#17. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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#18. You make me wanna clean up my room.

#19. Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

#20. I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?

#21. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

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#22. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

#23. Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

#24. Do you know what you’d look great in? My arms.

#25. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

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#26. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

#27. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.

#28. Can you be the Harley Quinn to my Joker, cause I like em’ crazy!

#29. Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, the tail’s I’m yours.

#30. Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else.

#31. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

#32. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

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#33. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

#34. looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

#35. If you were a soccer play, you’d be a keeper.

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#36. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

#37. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

#38. I’m pretty great at Algebra; I can make your X disappear and you’ll never need to know Y.

#39. Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

#40. I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

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#41. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

#42. Is your name Mickey?… because you’re so FINE!

#43. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

#44. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

#45. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

#46. Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.

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#47. Can I tell you your fortune? (take her hand and write your phone number on it.) Your future is clear.

#48. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

#49. Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world!

#50. Okay, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?

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