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Funny Quotes Minions And Minions Quote Images “Even in the deepest love relationship – when lovers say ‘I love you’ to each other – we don’t really know what we’re saying, because language isn’t equal to the complexity of human emotions. Duane Michals

Funny Quote of the Day “Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers funny inspirational quotes “I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?. So we collected the best 37 Funny minions quotes for you.

#1. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean don’t they have thoughts?”

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#2. The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.”

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#3. My mind says I’m in my twenties. My body says yeah, you wish!”

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#4. Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come… Worry about the idiot apocalypse that’s already upon us.”

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#5. My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.”

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#6. Mess with me? I’ll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I become karma!”

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#7. When life knocks you down… Calmly get back up and very politely say, #you hit like a bitch.”

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#8. Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.”

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#9. Cute minions pictures “I like my bed more than I like most people.”

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#10. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.”

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#11. If you don’t like me I’m cool with that, just don’t pretend that you do!”

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#12. They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.”

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#13. Top minions memes “Wine! we need wine!”

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#14. Cars should have 2 horns. One for #excuse me, I’d like to kindly alert you to something” and one for #wtf, get off the road a*shole, you suck. Shit.”

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#15. I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing #end call” just doesn’t do it for me.”

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#16. If you can read this with ease you are twisted! and have an awesome talent! this is both backward and upside down! like and share if you can read this!”

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#17. Clothes that are too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry: Welcome to the chair.”

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#18. Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? now they put everything online and get mad when people don’t.”

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#19. Yeah, I am weird: (W)wonderful, (e)exciting, (i)interesting, (r)real, (d)different.”

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#20. Isn’t it freakin’ frustrating when you’re the only person who can see how evil and manipulative someone is, and everyone else is blind to it?”

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#21. When someone does math without using calculator witchcraft!”

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#22. Cute Funny Quotes Minions sayings “Monday, it is. Do this, we must.”

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#23. Someone just called me normal… I have never been so insulted in my entire life!”

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#24. If I can make at least one person smile or pee their pants a little, my day was not wasted.”

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#25. Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid things! you’re fired!”

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#26. That moment you’re yelling at your child & stutter through the wrong names… Dammit! whatever your name is, get over here!!”

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#27. Do you ever wonder if the strangers you gave directions to make it to their destination?”

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#28. People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back. You are the mean one!!”

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#29. I’m not half as crazy as I look…… I’m twice as crazy.”

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#30. Funny Quotes Minions about the day “I don’t understand how I can struggle to wake up for 7 am Monday to Friday but is wide awake at 6:30 on Saturday and Sunday!”

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#31. Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders look them deep in the eyes and whisper… #no one gives a shit.”

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#32. #I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.” -life’s biggest struggle.”

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#33. I don’t like to call it revenge… Returning the favor sounds nicer.”

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#34. Looking at your best friend and saying, # I’ll do it if you do it”

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#35. Waking up before 7 am should be illegal.”

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#36. I went to McDonald’s today and ordered a happy meal the guy asked me if I wanted a #boy toy”? I smiled and said #honey, you’re too young to apply for that job”

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#37. Having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever.”

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#38. I wish my friend’s houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.”
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