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80 Funny Travel Quotes To Cheer Up Your Day

These funny travel quotes are in part practical and in part motivational. Humor will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! That’s one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you. Did you enjoy this list of funny travel quotes? Did you find them relatable? what are your favorite funny travel quotes?

Funny Travel Quotes

Funny Travel Quotes

Looking for funny travel quotes that are oh-so relatable? Try these quotes that will have you nodding your head and saying true, true.

#1. “Vacation mood: on.”

#2. “I love to travel, but hate to arrive.” ~ Albert einstein

#3. “Open seven days a week and weekends. A new jersey restaurant.”

#4. “Vacation calories don’t count.”

#5. “Tripophobia… (N.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.”

#6. “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld

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#7. “I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” ~ Bob Hope

#8. “Take only memories to leave only footprints.”

#9. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”

#10. “I travel so my life isn’t disrupted by routine.”

#11. “Last-minute decisions are always memorable, they say. I think that is only valid for traveling because every time I submit my last-minute work, my boss gets mad at me.”

#12. “Vacancy open for a fiance. Requirements: take me to a different city or country every other Friday. Am I asking for more? Is anyone even applying?”

#13. “There is a flight leaving today, and I just wish I could leave with it. I would never be seen again if traveling was free. I want to run away to a resort in Bali.”

#14. “Me: I need to save money. Also me: let’s go on an extended vacation. I cannot decide what to do yet. Why am I such a messed-up person? Is it bad?”

#15. “I am not a child, but I still wish my parents took me on vacation. Or at least pay my vacation bills. I want to go back to the good old days and be a kid again.”

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#16. “We take photos as a return ticket to a moment otherwise gone.”

#17. “Do all things with love.”

#18. “When passenger of foot heaves in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.”

#19. “Every two years travel somewhere that’s been forgotten. – Anonymous.”

#20. “Boy, those french. They have a different word for everything.” ~ Steve martin

#21. “I need a six-month vacation. Twice a year.” ~ Anonymous

#22. “If only road trips could pay my bills!” ~ Unknown

#23. “I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” ~ Bob Hope

#24. “In you, vacation calories don’t count. Right?” ~ Unknown

#25. “Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.” ~ Unknown

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#26. “I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.” ~ unknown

#27. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.” ~ Unknown

#28. “I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.”

#29. “Yesterday I did nothing, and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.”

#30. “I’m in love with places I’ve never been & people I’ve never seen.”

#31. “All you need is love a passport.”

#32. “We must work hard only to travel harder. If it wasn’t for traveling, I would have slept the entire day every day. Yes, that is the motive of my life lately.”

#33. “Traveling costs money. If it were free, my parents would never find their daughter again. Yes, I would get lost somewhere! A place where no one would find me.”

#34. “I wish my life partner looked at me, just like I look at the pictures of places that I want to go to. It would be adorable!”

#35. “I wish I could tell my boss that my brain just went on a world tour. I need a long vacation with a lot of food and good music along with it.”

#36. “Traveling is my passion. I travel to a lot of places like the kitchen, toilet, bedroom, and many more. Haha! That is where you travel when you are broke.”

#37. “I’m not lost, I’m exploring.”

#38. “Sometimes when you lose your way, you find yourself.” ~ Mandy Hale

#39. “Traveling’s not something you’re good at. It’s something you do. Like breathing.” ~ Gayle foreman

#40. “With age, comes wisdom. With travel, comes understanding.”

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#41. “Love at first flight.”

#42. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” ~ Charles m. Schulz”

#43. “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” ~ Russell baker

#44. “Without travel, I would have wound up a little ignorant white Southern female which was not my idea of a good life.”

#45. “Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage the carousel on never belongs to anyone?”

#46. “My friends don’t ask ‘how are you?’ They ask ‘where are you?”

#47. “Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.” ~ Dan ravels

#48. “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.” ~ Oscar Wilde

#49. “Travel agent I’m not arguing I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

#50. “Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive. Mercedes lackey”

#51. “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the new york broadway money.” ~ Susan heller

#52. “Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.” ~ Unknown

#53. “If traveling was free, bye!”

#54. “Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. Unknown”

#55. “The journey itself is my home. Matsud basho”

#56. “I didn’t come here to make an impression on anybody. I just came here to blow every last cent I had.”

#57. “I wish I had never gone traveling. Said no one ever.”

#58. “The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.” ~ Paul Coelho

#59. “To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.” ~ Aldous Huxley

#60. “I’m a traveler. Addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding! I’m on the road to the airport.”

#61. “Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” ~ Susan Sontag

#62. “Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. Al black”

#63. “I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or the afternoon.”

#64. “Adventure may pull you but monotony will kill you.”

#65. “Travitude (n.): When you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t traveled in a while.”

#66. “Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore; they just pack and ti trover the world.”

#67. “Only the people you don’t know well enough seem normal. Every person you know well enough is odd, weird, and different. This is called friendship!”

#68. “The only solution to my stress is a vacation. But my pockets are saying no! I have no idea what to do with my life anymore.”

#69. “We travel not to escape life ~but for life not to escape us. This is my airport shirt”

#70. “A change in latitude would help my attitude .”

#71. “Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m by the resort pool ordering cocktails.”

#72. “They say one day you’ll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember.” ~ Avicci

#73. “I travel a lot. I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”

#74. “I wish I had never gone traveling. Said no one ever.”

#75. “Keep calm and travel on.”

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