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Top 87 Funny Minions Quotes and Funny Pictures

“11. If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘Excuse me, I am not a mirror’.”

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“12. It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth…”

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“13. Don’t make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.”

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“14. When I feel down and someone tells me to “suck it up”. I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say “walk if off””

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“15. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”

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“16. My kids call it “yelling” when I raise my voice… But I call it “Motivational speaking” for the selective hearing.”

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“17. “Did you just fall?” “Noo. I attacked the floor.””

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“18. Is it still morning?”

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“19. Sit your down & study”

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“20. If god shuts a door, quit banging on it! Whatever was behind it, wasn’t meant for you. Consider the fact that maybe he closed that door because he new you were worth so much more.”

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