35 Funny Christmas Wishes and Quotes

We’ve put together a selection of funny Christmas wishes to bring a smile to people’s faces and save you from having to think of something yourself.

Funny Christmas Wishes and Quotes

Funny Christmas Wishes and Quotes

Santa saw your Facebook – you’re getting a dictionary this year!

Merry Christmas! May your holidays be as long as our Monday meetings.

Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty grinches- this holiday season

I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.

May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays!

I don’t know, financial security? A career? A sense of purpose? But a nap would be nice!!

I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

May your holiday be filled with as much joy as the moment you find out I don’t want to watch any more Christmas movies tonight.

I enjoy my time with you at Christmas almost as much as I enjoy my time shopping for your present, which brings me little enjoyment

I hope your celebration will be big and your bill will be small this Christmas. Have a joyful Christmas!

Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!

Celebrating & unwrapping. Counting down & ringing in. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Everything grows old, except for You and Santa. Merry Christmas, my love. Sending warm wishes on your way this Christmas!

The best Christmas gifts are those given from the heart. On the other hand, cash and gift cards are effective too! Merry Christmas!

One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!

This Christmas, I’m giving you the most precious gift: my undivided attention. (Until the game starts.)

Santa: “Be realistic”