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150+ Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love

“11. Every time you get upset, ask yourself if you were to die tomorrow, would it still be worth being upset over…”

“12. Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground”

“13. Life is about the journey as long as the kids are quiet in the backseat”

“14. Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always”

“15. The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.”

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“16. I hate small talk. I want to hear about your childhood & your favourite scents & what types of music you like & your religious views & where you want to live when you’re older & what keeps you up at night & how much certain things mean to you & your insecurities & your fears – I don’t wanna know “what’s up.”

“17. Being happy is a very personal thing and it really has nothing to do with anyone else.”

“18. Be happy. It drives people crazy”

“19. Things to do today: 1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed”

“20. I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”

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