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79 Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love

79 Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” –Anthony Burgess

Here are the best collection of funny quotes and sayings with short funny humour for men and women. Photo credits Pinterest

Funny Quotes And Sayings

“1. Sometimes, I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference”

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“2. Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!”

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“3. It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.”

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“4. If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.”

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“5. A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret.”

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“6. I can’t get out of bed… These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.”

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“7. I love you for your personality but that dick sure is a bonus”

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“8. When thinking about life remember this: no amount of guilt can solve the past and no amount of anxiety can change the future.”

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“9. If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.”

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“10. Sometimes you need to look at life from a different perspective.”

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