79 Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love

“21. Don’t judge me cause I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”

“22. They went that way.”

Short Funny Quotes

“23. I’m not perfect. I’m original.”

“24. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”

“25. Sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful”

“26. I’m trying to be better than yesterday”

“27. I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.”

“28. My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch”

“29. Psychologically, the more loving you are, the more painful it feels when a person fails to realize how much you care for them.”

“30. Everything is figureoutable.”