87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings

“51. Note to self: just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.”

“52. My life isn’t perfect but I’m thankful for everything I have.”

“53. Dear Lord, all I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person!.”

“54. Sometimes I wish I could get a refund on the time I’ve invested in people that weren’t worth it in the end.”

“55. Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized with bullshit!.”

Funny Sayings

“56. It’s ok to not be ok. Some days are just harder than others.”

“57. It’s ok to talk to yourself, it’s even ok to answer yourself, but when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said, you have a problem!!.”

“58. I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity..”

“59. I can go from halo to broomstick in 2.6 seconds.”

“60. That moment when you walk into a spider web, and suddenly turn into a karate master.”