87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings

“61. Do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night.”

“62. I’m going to try and act like a normal, happy and mentally stable person. Wish me luck.”

“63. My Friend says, who cares.?” But then my heart whispers, “you do, stupid.”

“64. Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed?.”

“65. If you’re arguing with a woman and she says “wow”… you’re done just run!.”

“66. How normal people check their pen for ink. How I check my pen for ink.”

“67. All I need right now is a hug and five hundred thousand dollars in cash!.”

“68. When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult!.”

“69. Honestly, I’m an angel. The horns are just there so my halo sits straight.”

“70. Our phone calls, we panic our friends fall, we laugh.”