Funny Quotes

87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings

“71. Oh, honey! Women don’t snore, we purrrrr.”

“72. I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon!!.”

“73. Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.”

“74. Looking at your best friend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it.””

“75. Omg, I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.”

Funny Quotes Of The Week

“76. Where does all my money go? It’s like, hocus pocus I’m broke.”

“77. D.R.A.M.A.= Dumb retards asking for more attention.”

“78. I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date, with frequent sneezes.”

“79. Breaking news common sense is now an endangered species. Stupidity has taken over the world and unfortunately, there is no known cure.”

“80. Do you ever listen to a story and think lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!.”

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