87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings

“81. I stay up late every night, regret it every morning, and then do it all over again!.”

“82. Once upon a time, I was sweet and innocent. Then sh!t happened.”

“83. Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.”

“84. Oh my! The police called and said that one of my friends escaped from the mental hospital, which one of U crazies got out and where should I pick you up?.”

“85. Police: “you were going fast” Me: “ I was trying to keep up with traffic. Police: “there isn’t any.” Me: I know! That’s how far behind I am.””

“86. Every morning I wake up, I am blessed. No matter how much drama is in my life or how much pain my body may be in, I know God is watching over me.”

“87. Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t take care of himself.”