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40 Crazy Funny Friendship Quotes for Best Friends

Hilarious sarcastic quotes about friends. If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need. My friends and I are crazy. Best friends sure do like to laugh with you, don’t they? Read through some of these funny quotes about friendship and see which one is closest to describing.

1. “I’m grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messes up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me.”

2. “We are best friends always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up after I finish laughing”

3. “Friends who buy you food are friends for life.”

4. “A true friend is someone who will share in your happiness….. not make you feel bad about being happy!”

5. “Tag the best person you have met on Facebook let them know how special they are.”

6. “Happiness is …when your mother is one of your best friends.”

7. “Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.”

8. “I know we’re friends because I can ask you for bail money. I know we’re true friends because you never asked why I needed your shovel.”

9. “You’re the ice to my cream you’re the cocoa to my puffs you’re the M to my MIM’s you’re the help to my mend bust mostly.. you’re the best to my friend”

10. “Dear friend, you’re on my mind today. Everyone else is on my nerves. Love me.”

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11. “Dear best friend please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me”

12. “I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”

13. “I’m not short! My height is just cute.”

14. “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

15. “True friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you with something even better.”

16. “A friend is like a good bra… Hard to find supportive comfortable always lifts you up makes you look better and always close to your heart!!! Thanks for being my supportive bra happy friendship day”

17. “Best friend essay best friend till we get old so I can make fun of ur ugly face be happy may god blast you”

18. “Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”

19. “You think I’m crazy now? You should see me with my best friend.”

20. “Truly honest people don’t have many friends, but they do have real friends.”

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21. “Dear best friend, thank you for putting up with me for laughing at my terrible jokes for sharing your food with me for protecting me for always being there for me for telling me the truth always for the friendship we’ve shared and for everything. I love you, you’re the best.”

22. “F.R.I.E.N.D.S (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nclude you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)tand by you.”

23. “A best friend is someone who you can talk to, who won’t judge you, loves you for you, and most of all, makes you feel like you are worth something.”

24. “A friend is someone you can call at any hour… to laugh or cry or complain.”

25. “I hate it when people are at your house and ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”

26. “Best friends never have the same nature, they just have best understanding of their differences.”

27. “When I see my best friend crying: who do I have to kill?”

28. “Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you…”

29. “If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy… one friend is all you will ever need.”

30. “Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking. “If anyone heard us right now we’d be put into a mental hospital”

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31. “Every normal person needs a crazy friend.”

32. “I wish my friend’s houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.”

33. “Being with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.”

34. “In life, you will realize there is a role for everyone you meet. Some will tell you. Some will use you, some will love you, and some will teach you. But the ones who are truly important are the ones who bring out the best in you. They are the rare and amazing people who remind you why it’s worth it.”

35. “Making a hundred friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you.”

36. “Friendship isn’t about who you know the longest. It is about who walked in your life and said, “I’m here for you” and proved it.”

37. “When you see you’re best friend unexpectedly”

38. “If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy… one friend is all you will ever need.”

39. “I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff. Then rush to the bottom to catch you.”

40. “You are my best friend because… you are you, you let me be me and still… we love each other!”

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41. “I’m sorry, my nice button is out of order today bitch, bite me & evil eye is still available though”

42. “Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money? This number is no longer in service.”

43. “I was an innocent being.. then my best friend came along.”

44. “The best thing about chatting with best friends is that you don’t need any emotions to express your feelings… They already know it, feel it.”

45. “I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”

46. “Best friends make good times better and the hard times easier.”

47. “I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people”

48. “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

49. “A friend is someone who loves you, cares for you, and protects you like family. They know your deepest secrets, they laugh at your silly jokes and cry with you too. They respect your feelings and always try to make you happy. They see the hidden sadness in your smile and they are always there for you when you’re feeling alone. A true friend is the rarest gem.”

50. “Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times!”