87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings

“21. I am who I am like me, love me. Take me, leave me. Know that I am a true friend to the end & ask for nothing in return except two things, don’t hurt or use me.”

“22. I wonder if common sense will ever make a comeback?.”

“23. I keep telling myself I need to stop talking to weirdos, but if I did that, I wouldn’t have any friends left!.”

“24. I’m sending this balloon with a hug and a kiss. To those in heaven that I love and miss.”

“25. Love is not about how much you say I love you but how much you prove that it’s true.”

Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week

“26. Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.”

“27. Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me’ and ‘ugly starts with ‘u’.”

“28. Remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English!.”

“29. Fact: people with brown or green eyes are hyper and love to laugh. They tend to be quiet at first, but once you get to know them they never shut up. And make amazing friends.”

“30. It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing.. I have that skill.”