Funny Quotes

87 Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week And Funny Sayings

“31. Do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes.”

“32. When someone does math without using a calculator witchcraft!.”

“33. Whoever said the customer is always right has never worked with the public a day in their freaking life!.”

“34. Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, it’s like coloring, all you have to do is stay inside the freakin’ lines.”

“35. Stupid people are like glow sticks: I wanna snap ‘em and shake them till the light comes on.”

“36. Rain falls because the clouds can no longer handle the weight. Tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain.”

“37. Might not be tonight, tomorrow or the next day. but everything is gonna be ok!!.”

“38. I’m in the mood to misbehave! Who’s with me!!!.”

“39. Send me words of encouragement so I don’t murder someone at work. There is no Netflix in prison.”

“40. I’m actually a very nice person… Until you piss me off.”

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