Christmas Wishes Messages

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Funny Christmas Wishes

#1. “Merry Christmas! I wish you a Merry Christmas and hope none of your mail gets lost. (And may they arrive on time, too!)

#2. “I have never decorated my house for Christmas, and I have no idea what “Jingle Bell Rock” is supposed to sound like. Still, I wish you a very merry Christmas.

#3. “I only buy nuts at Christmas, and that’s the only time I feel like I might go crazy if I eat too many. You don’t go crazy during the holidays.

#4. “By the time the New Year comes, all the calories from Christmas will be gone. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

#5. “Merry Christmas! This year, Santa fills your stocking with lottery tickets. I wish you a Merry Christmas.

#6. “This holiday season is easier on your budget, and you’ll be out of debt by the start of the new year.

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#7. “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! You have a lot of coffee and other drinks with caffeine to get you through the holidays.

#8. “Merry Christmas! Santa brings you gifts instead of sickness for the holidays.

#9. “Happy holidays! May you meet happy elves instead of grumpy grinches everywhere you go this holiday season.

#10. “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! You don’t get sick over the holidays, so you can enjoy them instead of being stuck in bed.

#11. “Merry Christmas! May the lines at the stores you shop at this holiday season be short, and may you have a lot of patience to get through them.

#12. “I’d rather have Santa lend me an elf for the year than get any gifts. I’m pretty sure I could come up with enough things for him to fix, build, or clean up for a whole year!

#13. “The holidays bring you lots of joy, laughter, and chances to celebrate, but I don’t want you to go into a lot of debt.

#14. “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Your egg nog has enough rum to get you through the holiday season. We wish you a Merry Christmas!

#15. “During the upcoming holiday season, I might give away the bathroom scale I have. So I won’t have to carry the weight of my guilt into the new year.

#16. “This year, all I want for Christmas is for your stomach to be able to handle all the food and drink you’ll be eating and drinking.

#17. “Merry Christmas! that instead of fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters, you get gifts that make you happy this holiday season.

#18. “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! that your electricity and plumbing work well for the rest of the season. (And none of you will get red in the face from reading this!)

#19. “Every year, it seems like Christmas comes sooner and sooner. If Halloween comes any sooner, people will be upset.

#20. “Every Christmas dinner is the best. I might not be the best cook, but I can eat pretty well.

#21. “Merry Christmas, my dear friend! Let’s do something different for Christmas this year. I’ll order the pizza, but you’ll have to pay for it.

#22. “This is the best time of the year, right up until everything needs to be cleaned up and the credit card bill comes.

#23. “Santa asked for the phone number of your girlfriend in exchange for pizza. I found out that it was your mother after we talked.

#24. “Santa is the best, so he deserves to have a very Merry Christmas! You’re the only Santa who doesn’t give out candy but instead stores it in his stomach.

#25. “There’s no doubt that Santa can do a lot of pretty cool things. On the other hand, I wish he could get rid of “late fees” that are added to bills. Merry Christmas!

#26. “As a child, one of my favorite things was the taste of fresh, white snow. After starting with yellow snow, I decided to try white snow and found that it was much better.

#27. “Some people like Christmas best after everything is done and they can finally relax. Your holiday season is calm and peaceful.

#28. “Merry Christmas! Now is the time to put that big stomach to use. At home, your Santa suit is ready for you.

#29. “I sometimes feel like I should keep my Christmas decorations up all year because, by the time I take them down, it’s time to put them back up again.

#30. “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May the Christmas spirit be just as strong when you get your next credit card bill as it was when you first got it.

#31. “you get a lot of kisses and a lot of mistletoe this Christmas.

#32. “Christmas is one of my favorite holidays, but I’m glad it only comes around once a year. If that weren’t true, I might become a real Grinch!

#33. “I keep wondering what Santa does for Christmas. I’m willing to bet that after working the late-night shift, all he does all day is lie in bed and watch TV. It sounds wonderful.

#34. “Merry Christmas! As a gift, Santa Claus will give you a cold winter, but it will only last a few more months.

#35. “I hope you have a wonderful Christmas, my dear friend. May Jesus bless and strengthen our relationship.

#36. “Merry Christmas! Have a great night with your family and some of the best food ever made.

#37. “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! that all of your holiday lights work well for you this year. Merry Christmas to you and your family!

#38. “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! When you go Christmas shopping, may you find lots of great deals and discounts everywhere you go?

#39. “Santa brings you lots of presents, but if he does, please don’t let the reindeer leave any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!

#40. “The North Pole is so far away from everything else that it must be hard for Santa Claus to live there. I can’t imagine living somewhere that doesn’t deliver pizza. that this Christmas makes you happy.

#41. “I asked him to take me to your house, but he said there was still room for improvement, so he didn’t want to. I want to say Merry Christmas to my sweetheart.

#42. “Around this time of year, a lot of people start to worry that they are eating too many calories. So, I’d be happy to have any leftover Christmas cookies.

#43. “People say that gifts from the heart are the best ones to give at Christmas. But cash and gift cards are also great! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

#44. “Instead of French hens and turtledoves, I would put things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy meals in “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

#45. “When the holidays come, I’m so happy. On the other hand, I sometimes wish there was a little more “Silent Night” and a little less “Jingle Bells.”

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