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79 Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love

“51. If someone sticks by your side through your worst times, they’re the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.”

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“52. The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

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“53. Happiness is not a goal…it’s a by – product of a life well lived.”

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“54. The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.”

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“55. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah me neither.”

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“56. I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener”

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“57. I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.”

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“58. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions chocolate understands”

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“59. Show respect even to people who don’t deserve it; not as a reflection of their character, but as a reflection of yours”

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“60. I told him to take care of his eyes ‘cause they’re the only balls he has”

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