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“41. Anger is that feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”

“42. Here’s to the people who love me, the losers that lost me and the lucky bastards who get to meet me”

“43. I’m so bored, i was about to run around the house naked but then i drank a bottle of windex and it stopped me from streaking.”

“44. Follow my quotes, For you. Are you there”

“45. Shhhh… I’m hiding from stupid people”

“46. The police want to interview me. Strange, i didn’t even apply for a job there.”

“47. I can’t wait until we’re all in nursing homes. It’ll be fun to write bathroom graffiti about the staff they can’t understand… Because it’s in cursive.”

“48. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them….:)”

“49. When you get angry take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. Nobody expects that.”

“50. Not everyone likes me… But not everyone matters.”

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