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“11. Life is all about XXX. You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kissing it, kicking it busting it, trying to get a piece of it behaving like one…Or, you live with one!!!”

“12. That amazing moment when you hear a song you haven’t heard in years and you still know every word.”

“13. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!”

“14. The rain falls because the cloud can no longer handle the weight. The tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain.”

“15. A good mood is like a balloon… one little prick is all it takes to ruin it!”

“16. When my arms can’t reach people who are close to my heart… I always hug them with my prayers.”

“17. The older you get the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing.”

“18. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.”

“19. My life. My choices my mistakes my lessons not your business.”

“20. Crazy pills take one every hour to prevent the urge of choking the hell out of someone who despirately deserves it! Caution if you see me without this bottle…Run”