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“21. As long as my boss pretends to pay me well, I’ll pretend to work well!”

“22. Superman: Single Batman: Single Spiderman: Single i get it now…I’m single because i’m a superhero.”

“23. I was told to check my attitude… i did… it’s still there… it’s not gone anywhere, what’s the problem?

“24. I don’t like to think before i speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what come out of my mouth.”

“25. Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon.”

“26. I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyles every day!”

“27. When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.”

“28. The problem with some people… Is that they exist”

“29. Do your ever notice that people would rather stop speaking to you instead of apologizing when they are wrong?

“30. I’ve decided i’m not old. I’m 25, plus shipping and handling!”